Funny english story - Flies

Funny Stories English - Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband walking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," He responded.
"Oh, killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."

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----- The Child And His Mother ------
A curious child asked his mother:
- Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child:

- It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of your will turn one of my hairs grey!
The child replied innocetly:
- Now, i know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.
:D @@$%%^#

----- Mother and Daughter
A girl was crying bitterly.
Mom: What happened dear?
Daughter: Mom, do i look like a wicked witch?

Mom: No!
Daughter: Are my eyes big as toad?

Mom: No!
Daughter: Is my nose flat?

Mom: No baby!
Daughter: Am i fat like a bulldog?

Mom: You have a fine physique, you are a barbie doll!
Daughter: Then why people tell me that you look like your mom!

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